Benjamin Jay Buzard was born in Erie, PA. He was always a little devil and full of spunk and mischief. He enjoyed entertaining and making his peers laugh and was always the center of attention. Then one day the little attention seeker moved to Jupiter, FL and decided he should keep doing his entertainment thing. He worked on doing characters and voices and also started writing and doing stand up at local clubs. He also performed in a few improv plays and comedies.

Then, one day he was at a manatee hating exhibition, clubbing the piss out of a baby manatee, when two very attractive gentlemen by the names of Greg Kohn and Jason Selvig walked up. "Is this the Matt Walker hating exhibition?" the two asked. They all laughed and laughed and laughed while kicking helpless manatees, and that's how it started and that's the story of Ben "Buzzy".

 

I hate myself.